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David Pytches has for many years been a firm favourite as a speaker, teacher and writer. Here he has collected many of his finest and wittiest stories. 'One Shrove Tuesday a mother was making pancakes for her two sons, Kevin aged five and Bryan aged three. They began arguing about who should get the first one. Their mother thought it a good opportunity to teach a little moral lesson and explained that if Jesus was sitting where they were, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.' Quick as a flash Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Bryan, you be Jesus.'' David Pytches is a bishop of the Anglican Communion and the former Bishop of Chile. He was also vicar of St Andrew's, in Chorleywood England. He is the author of many books, including 'Come Holy Spirit'. With his wife Mary he is the founder of the New Wine conferences.